Threats are no longer just 'manufactured' they are 'pasteurized' as well. Urgent TSA release for July 25th. Keep your cheese at home. Take your lighters...leave the cheese.
"The seizures at airports in San Diego, Milwaukee, Houston and Baltimore included “wires, switches, pipes or tubes, cell phone components and dense clay-like substances,” including block cheese, the bulletin said. “The unusual nature and increase in number of these improvised items raise concern.”Say cheese! Click..click Just another item you're not allowed to take on a plane. Homeland Security is a joke. The entire 'homeland' Administration is built on providing the constant drumbeat of 'fear' into the American public.
If it looks like cheese, smells like cheese, It's cheese. This is ridiculous. Homeland Security and the TSA should be focusing on our real problems with terrorism. They have an immense budget to protect the 'homeland' , yet instead they are 'manufacturing national security' cheese threats.
The TSA is on alert for "ordinary items that look like improvised explosive device components."What is the new Homeland Security Terror Chart? A block of cheese with a wedge taken out.
No more wedges. Its terror time.