McCain...the friendly beligerent: "Make it 100 years!"

McCain peers into Rudy's soul..sees horrible judge in character

Indicted on 14 counts of being a sleazy, corrupt, lying, cheat, Bernard Kerik, was Rudy's right hand man. Being Rudy's, other half, had its perks. From becoming Rudy's driver to New York City police commissioner to urging the WH to promote him to Homeland Security chief, Kerik was riding the Rudy wave. Not anymore...and John McCain wants everybody to know how Rudy was behind Kerik's rise. McCain is even blaming Rudy for part of the Iraq debacle.

From the AP,

Bernard Kerik did an irresponsible job training police in Iraq, presidential contender John McCain said Friday
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McCain cited Kerik's relationship with his Republican presidential foe as a reason to doubt Giuliani's judgment
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McCain...pointed to Kerik's performance in Iraq, along with complaints about how Giuliani treated first-responders after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, as reasons why the former mayor's presidential campaign should deserve greater scrutiny from voters.

and now from the mouth of McCain himself,

"I don't know Mr. Kerik. I do know that I went to Baghdad shortly after the initial victory and met in Baghdad with (Ambassador Paul) Bremer and (Lt. Gen. Ricardo) Sanchez. And Kerik was there. Kerik was supposed to be there to help train the police force. He stayed two months and one day left, just up and left," McCain told reporters traveling on his campaign bus.

"That's why I never would've supported him to be the head of homeland security because of his irresponsible act when he was over in Baghdad to try and help train the police. One of the reasons why we had so much trouble with the initial training of the police was because he came, didn't do anything and then went out to the airport and left." Read the entire article (it's worth it)

Oh my God! I agree with McCain. Good point, John...Rudy has a horrible judge of character. Just like Bush, he looks into peoples eyes and sees their soul. Unless that soul is corrupt..these 'men' want nothing to do with you. Rudy is just as complicit in Kerik's dirty pursuits. He is part of Giuliani as Giuliani is part of him. They are both corrupt. It's a Dog eat Dog World...let US be happy the GOP 'dogs' are beginning to eat each other.

Go Blue in '08...just not Hillary

related posts:
Shady Bernard Kerik still wants "Gifts"...this Time from You
my other anti Rudy posts

Same Players. Different Scandal.

John McCain Toy Doll Product ReCall

Parents throughout the United States have been in a frenzy over the amount of toy recalls lately. Scared parents have been searching through their children's toy boxes for 'Made in China' lead based toys. Fearing the worst...toys are being discarded almost as fast as the Chinese can make them. Upon further investigation...the Parents Advisory Board for Crappy Outsourced Toys, has declared that the John McCain toy doll has the highest quantity of lead in their product. Stating,

"....the McCain doll...is a major concern of ours....That damn doll...it's a Monster..when you pull the cord to make John speak....it sprays lead based slobber all over the room. To make matters worse...when it stops slobbering..the toy goes on an Iraq warmongering rant for nearly 5 full minutes. Rest assured though..according to our records...there has only been 2 sold worldwide." PABCOT

Hearing this last bit of intrigued me even more...Who bought these dolls for their children? I proceeded to McCain's Iowa stop for answers. Upon arriving at the event I saw two sickly children and a set of cheery parents. These must be the culprits I thought to myself. Approaching them cautiously...I questioned,"why would you buy these dolls for your children? Haven't you heard?" In a short retort they replied in unison,

" we are neo cons, damn it. Soon everyone will be required to play with their McCain dolls before bedtime. Don't you support our troops? Damn liberal "bloggers and those who support them".

To my surprise..when confronted with the 'made in china' lead based paint issue with
their dolls, McCain replied gleefully

"are you kidding...I still have supporters. This is the best news I've received all week. Thanks..Perhaps they need a ride somewhere...I need someone to chip in for gas in order to get to my next campaign stop..that damn Straight Talk Express is eating away the little funds I have left. Otherwise I'll be catching a ride with Tancredo...we're both ' nuts .' ...sorry I must go..I have a late night backroom 4th Branch strategy session I must attend." Same Players. Different Scandal.

John McCain to sell Straight Talk Express..any takers?

John McCain to sell Straight Talk Express..any takers?

..so there I was...Sitting at the bus stop eating my ham and cheese sandwich when out of the corner of my eye I caught what appeared to be John McCain sitting on the end of the bench. Upon further investigation I realized it was him. "Hi there, John...what gives, why are you sitting here all alone?", I questioned. Startled that someone was actually talking to him, McCain replied,

" Have you not been watching my campaign lately? All my old bros, hate me. I went from being Reagan's prodigal son to this. A washed up old man who can't keep his finances straight. Heck, I've even given up on my immigration stance for them. Nothing . Nothing is what I've got. Geez, even that blowtard Obama stole my thunder by saying he'd bomb Iran too. I'd bomb Iran first, damn it. I said it first..I even sang it to my constituents. Remember...bomb,bomb, Iran... I have no thunder left." placing his head in his hands.

Finishing my sandwich I was still at a loss to why he would be at the bus stop. How could this man...with all these financial backers, years of experience, a P.O.W., and a supporter of 'W', be all washed up. The election is still on. "Excuse me sir, I'm still a little confused. Why are you here? The response that I received was perhaps the most candid I've ever received...politician or not.

"Well....early on we (campaign) were spending money like every other GOP candidate. I thought it was all good. I mean...we didn't have money like that damn Mormon guy...but we did okay. Lieberman and I support this war or terror. We are behind the "resident in the oval office"...I thought they had my back. I thought I would receive more funds from them. Guess what, ham and cheese ( I took this as a term of endearment), I got nothing. They let me roll over...they threw me in the pool without my lil' floaty things....and now I'm struggling. Hey spare any of your crust from your sandwich...I'm starving."

Saddened by my response,.."I'm sorry...none left", McCain appeared disillusioned with facing poverty. What are you going to do to stay in the 2008 election cycle? Will you be able to continue on? Smiling from ear to ear.

"I'll do fine. Just fine. We've sold the Straight Talk Express for one. After seeing Al Gore III get his Prius up to 105 mph, I had an idea. I realize the thousands of dollars saved by using a hybrid. Plus it has an added bonus. Besides its fuel efficiency...it will also provide a speedy getaway at my next appearances. If you've seen my crowds lately...a speedy getaway is a plus", exclaimed McCain.

Aaahhh. Don't be so down on yourself...John...you'll bounce back...Won't you? After all, you were the candidate to beat in '04. You will be just fine...Stand proud John. They will come around to you.

" Sure they will..sure. In the meantime, do you think you can lend me bus fare? Since I got the hybrid I haven't been able to get it insured. I'm pinching everything I can. Every penny....Care to help an old man out" McCain said depressingly

Nope sorry John..Nothing for you. Perhaps you shouldn't have stabbed all those independents in their back. It didn't feel good, John. In fact....just think..If you would've listened to yourself you would not be in this mess. Instead you buddied up with the 4th Branch and continue to perpetuate this horrible war of terror. Say John....here's my card..in a month... when you're ready to sell that hybrid give me a call. I'm sure you could use the spare change. Next time, don't screw over your base.

"but 'w' said......I'll be fine...I'm his boy...I'm the next President. Damn it I walked through Baghdad's busy market for him. Rove promised me...he promised" screamed McCain

as I boarded the bus. Better luck next time, As&H*le. Start a bake sale! Settling into my seat I glanced back at poor lil' McCain sitting all by himself. Poor bastard. The electorate has spoken...now its time to eat my other sandwich in PEACE.

Same Players. Different Scandal.